20th September 2010
Chat
- Michael: David, guess who I am sitting here dressed as.
- David: I'm not going to guess. You can tell me, or I will hang up.
- Michael: I will give you a hint. His last name is Christ, he has the power of flight, he can heal leopards.
- David: Michael..
- Michael: I am Jesus, David, and you know why? Because Phyllis, a WOMAN, has uslurped my role as Santa.
